I Love Wanda Sykes

Am I the only one who thinks singer Ciara looks like she can be Wanda's little sister?

Wanda is so darn funny. Her sitcom wasn't given much of a chance, but it was hilarious.

Happiest States In the US Are...

Wealthy and Tolerable! I love money and toleration, so Im packing my bags.
How does all of this happen? Read the fancy quote:

New research suggests U.S. states with wealthier, better educated and more tolerant residents are also happier on average.
The reasoning is that wealthy states can provide infrastructure and so it's easier for residents to get their needs met. In addition, states with a greater proportion of artists and gays would also be places where residents can freely express themselves.

The index includes six types of well-being: overall evaluation of their lives, emotional health, physical health, healthy behaviors (such as whether a person smokes or exercises), and job satisfaction.
Here are the top 10 states and their average well-being scores (out of a possible 100 points):
-- Utah: 69.2
-- Hawaii: 68.2
-- Wyoming: 68
-- Colorado: 67.3
-- Minnesota: 67.3
-- Maryland: 67.1
-- Washington: 67.1
-- Massachusetts: 67
-- California: 67
-- Arizona: 66.8

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Ive always been partial to California weather, though I have never been.

This Little Piggy Stayed Home With Neia...

Ever since I seen the animated, original version of Charlotte's Web as a child, I've wanted a pig. A tiny pig preferably, so I can pick it up and suggle it forever, like Fern did when she raised the piglet runt, Wilbur. And wee-wee-wee! Micro pigs are here! Now all I need is $1100. Spot me?

Judge Tells Joe To Shut the Hell Up and Sit Down!

Okay, so maybe the judge didn't tell him in those words exactly. You wouldn't believe it, or maybe you will, but Joe Jackson filed a 60 page motion accusing the overseers of Micheal Jackson's will of fraud. He claims that the overseers have "conflict of interest". I am certain that Joe is doing this because he is money hungry and bitter about not having been included in Micheal's will.
And because these are the judge's sentiments exactly, he dismissed the accusation, saying: "Joe Jackson takes none of this estate. This is a decision his son made", or in other words "Shut the hell up, Joe, and sit down!".

My question is, who would be better to manage the estate in Joe's opinion? Him? His personal financial advisors? Wouldn't that be a "conflict of interest" as well?
Shut the hell up, and sit down, Joe. You make no sense.

Judge Shuts Down Joe Jackson, Who Accuses Son's Executors of Fraud

Sammy Sosa "Rejuvenates" His Skin

Sammy Sosa blames a rejuvenation process on his reason for his obviously lightened skin complexion. What kind of rejuvenation lightens someone up 8 shades? What type of toxins were laying beneath his skin? And how does that explain the green contacts?
Or are they blue? Since when did the rejuvenation process involve removing pigment from out of you?

Though I hope he's telling the truth, and turns back to his original gorgeous shade, I am on the look out for evidence of the disease of which ailed the late/great Michael Jackson, Lil Kim, and that lady that surgically turned her face into a cat's face.
People with this disease have delusions that they are doing certain expensive procedures to cure themselves of ailments that only they believe they have, such as an obstructed nostril canal, or droopy cheeks, and bronzed skin. They think that arming themselves with a skinnier nose, higher cheekbones, and lighter skin is making them healthier, all of which provokes a false sense of happiness, that may end of being treated with various medications.
The last stages of this disease include a fondness for medication of any kind, popping pills like it's just pez, talking like a child, odd fashion sense, and the desire to wear any colored contact besides brown.

The only cure is for people to not accept and allow this nonsense.
I will not accept this from Sammy Sosa.

But so far, it is just a rejuvenation process, right?

Someone Finally Puts Their Foot Down On Britney's Lipsyncing Concerts

Someone other than me actually. And John Mayer.
Supposedly, fans have been walking out of the concert before it ended, and afterwards, complaining that she lipsynced the whole time.
While, I am all for complaining, these people deserve it. Why didn't they already know that's all Brit does? She has been doing nothing but performing a well choreographed group karaoke session for years. If you hear singing, it's the track playing from the back, and the brit-fan sitting next to you. And if you were duped into paying for a live show from Britney, you will just have to suffer the consequences of a "hard-of-hearing-lesson-learned". Ha! Get it?
That pun was awesomely clever.

Britney 'Extremely Upset' in Australia

Letters From the Heart: Dear Rihanna

Dear Rihanna,

Let's just cut to the chase. I find it really coincidental that you decided to "come clean" in via various media outlets right on the heel of releasing your album. And by "coincidental", I mean "blatant exploitation of a prior incident that you didnt want to talk about until it would benefit your album sales and provide monetary gains". Good marketing strategies sometimes make up for where you lack, like your vocals. At least you sing and dance live. (Janet Jackson should take note.)

I've listen to a few tracks, by the way, and you may need therapy.

Good for you, for dumping an abuser and speaking out against domestic abuse.
Don't let this shit happen again. This includes your last album. Got my fingers crossed for the next one, but I'm broke and cheap, so I will have to "borrow" it. And by "borrow" I mean....nevermind.

Love you...

Love Always,
Neia